Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever Soundtrack Lyrics

Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey – The Most Offensive Song Ever Soundtrack Lyrics [ from "South Park: Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" TV (1998) ] 

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, “You are to be the virgin mother”
And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: Mary said “I’m not a virgin, I blew a guy last year”

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
“My child, have no fear.”

Kenny: ‘Cause you can suck all the dick you want…

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want…

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: Although you went to town, and suck some semen down,

Together: You’re still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see

Kenny: and mary had to offer a bribe,

Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money

Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep?

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Kenny: ‘Cause, you can suck all the dick you want…
And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want…

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there’s no room at the inn
than it’s not considered a sin

Kenny: To suck some dick to get a room for the night!

[Laughs]

Mr. Hankey: That’s right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman’s touch

Kenny: Mary thought she might pleasure them, but could not take them to bed,

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want…

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want…

Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain’t no sin
She gonna blow those three wise men,

Mr. Hankey: And you’ll still be a virgin

Kenny: ‘Cause there was no penetration

Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want…

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: That donkey, and the ox and the lamb…

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: They’ll say “Damn! that bitch could suck a good dick!”

Together: ‘Cause sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: ‘Cause sucking dick…

Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: Mary,Mary suck that dick!

[Laughter]

[Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever Soundtrack Lyrics]